Women's Relaxed T-Shirt - I'm not 60, I'm 18 with 42 years experience
Not 60 — 18 with 42 years of experience. The math is flawless, don't check it. 🎂
Not 60. Eighteen, with 42 years of hard-earned experience — in fun, in trouble, and in knowing exactly which rules bend. 🎂 The math checks out if you don’t check the math.
Sixty years young, decades of stories, and not one of them suitable for the grandkids yet. Wear the experience proudly; you’ve earned every hilarious year of it. 😏
The facts:
- Bella + Canvas 6400 Women’s Relaxed Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Sizes: 3XL, 2XL, XL, L, M, S
- Colors: White, Citron, Heather Prism Natural, Pink, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Stone, Athletic Heather, Heather Blue Lagoon, Heather Marmalade, Leaf, Heather Mauve, Berry, Heather Red, Poppy, Dark Grey Heather
- Made on demand — printed for you when you order
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