'Butthole Whisperer' Short-Sleeve T-Shirt - Pink Ink
Pink ink, zero filter: the Butthole Whisperer tee for people whose special talent deserves chest-level advertising. 💖
Some people whisper sweet nothings. You whisper to buttholes — professionally, apparently. This pink-ink edition takes that very niche talent and puts it right on your chest, where HR can read it clearly. 💖
It is not subtle. It is not sorry. It is the shirt for the friend who says the quiet part out loud, then waits for the room to either laugh or leave.
Wear it to parties, pride yourself on the double-takes, and let strangers learn your special skill without any awkward small talk first. 😏
The facts:
- Pink DTG ink design
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
- Blank product ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: White, Sport Grey, Dark Heather, Navy, Black
- Made to order — printed for you when you order
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