Women’s Crop Tee - Anal... Because happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open.
Happiness sometimes uses the back door — the cheeky crop tee that says so. 😏
Anal… because happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open. 😏 Philosophy? Pickup line? Both — printed on a crop tee for people whose best punchlines arrive from the least expected entrance.
Funny, blunt, and gloriously unfit for family dinner, it’s wearable chaos with a soft side. Literally — the fabric is the soft part. The message handles the rest.
The facts:
- Women’s crop tee
- 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²)
- 40 singles
- Slim fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras
- Sizes: XS/SM, M/L
- Colors: Heather Olive, Black
- Made to order — printed for you when you order
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