This Barbie Should Be On Xanax
Even Barbie needs a break — perfect hair, crumbling composure, maximum relatability. 💅
Life in plastic is not, in fact, fantastic. 💅 Even Barbie has bills, group chats she regrets, and a smile held together by caffeine and spite. This Barbie should be on Xanax — and honestly, she’s never been more relatable.
Perfect hair, crumbling composure, main-character energy. Wear it as a warning label, a personality summary, or just the funniest damn diagnostic your wardrobe owns. 🎀
The facts:
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Quarter-turned to avoid a crease down the center
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
- Sizes: 3XL, 2XL, XL, L, M, S
- Colors: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, Navy, Black
- Made on demand — printed for you when you order
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