Put It In My Butt, And Choke Me
Zero subtlety, all punchline — the unisex jersey tank for people whose filter clocked out early. 🍑
No innuendo. No subtlety. No plausible deniability. This tank puts ‘Put It In My Butt, And Choke Me’ right out front, exactly where questionable judgment insisted it belonged. 🍑
It’s a classic unisex jersey tank underneath all that confidence, so you get everyday comfort while your chest handles the introductions. Wear it when your filter has clocked out, the group chat has gone feral, and subtle was never really your brand anyway.
The facts:
- Bella + Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank with tear away label
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton
- Tri-blends: 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²); triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
- 30 singles thread weight
- Side-seamed
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Colors: Athletic Heather, Oatmeal Triblend, White
- Made on demand for every order
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