Padded Sports Bra - Anal... Because happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open.
Padded, stretchy, and proudly back-door — the sports bra happiness sneaks in wearing. 🚪
Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open — and this padded sports bra puts that philosophy right on your chest, where subtlety goes to die. 🚪
You will get the double-takes, the grin, and that one person reading it twice out loud. Underneath the back-door joke: padding, mesh lining, four-way stretch, and a racerback built for actually moving.
The facts:
- All-over print padded sports bra
- 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
- 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia
- Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico; 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
- Sports mesh lining: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (US); 90% polyester, 10% elastane (EU)
- Padding: 100% polyurethane perforated foam and 100% polyester moisture-wicking fabric
- Four-way stretch material
- Scoop neckline and racerback
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Color: White
- Made on demand for every order
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