Men's classic tee - It's Not Going To Lick Itself
It's Not Going To Lick Itself — the double entendre tee that refuses to explain itself. 👅
It’s not going to lick itself. Whatever “it” is in your head right now — yes, that is the joke, and no, the shirt will not be clarifying. 👅
A double entendre with absolutely no interest in plausible deniability. It just stands there, grinning, while everybody else does the guilty math.
Wear it where the ice cream jokes are welcome and the other interpretation gets you invited to better parties. 😏
The facts:
- Unisex Classic Tee
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Colors: Sand, Dark Chocolate, Navy, Black, Maroon
- Made on demand for every order
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