Festive Eat Me Hoodie
Eat Me, but festive — the holiday double entendre polite company can't unsee. 🎄
The holidays, but make them hungry. 🎄 Festive Eat Me takes the classic two-word invitation and dresses it up for the season — same double entendre, now with tinsel energy.
Bring it to the holiday party and watch grandma read it, pause, and decide she saw nothing. That’s not a bug, that’s the whole show. Consider it the most honest thing hanging in the gift pile this year. 😏
The facts:
- Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Unisex Hoodie
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: White, Carbon Grey, Dusty Rose, Forest Green, Maroon, Black
- Made on demand for every order
- Runs small — order one size larger than your usual size for the perfect fit
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