Colors
White, Ecru, Athletic Heather
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Women’s crop top - Hold her hand In Public, Choke her in private, But smack her ass everywhere.
Women's Crop Top
$38.00 USD
“Women’s crop top - Hold her hand In Public, Choke her in private, But smack her ass everywhere.” puts rear-end humor front and center, exactly where questionable judgment said it belonged.
Less fabric, same lack of filter. This Women's Crop Top keeps the punchline visible when the weather—or the conversation—gets hot.
• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Available sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL
• Available colors: White, Ecru, Athletic Heather
• Made on demand for every order
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Sizes
XS, S, M, L, XL
Options
15 size/color combinations.