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Men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt - Hold her hand In Public, Choke her in private, But smack her ass everywhere.
Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
$31.50-$40.00 USD
“Men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt - Hold her hand In Public, Choke her in private, But smack her ass everywhere.” puts rear-end humor front and center, exactly where questionable judgment said it belonged.
Built as a Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt, it keeps the design readable, the fit wearable, and the punchline in charge.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Available colors: White, Butter, Seafoam, Violet, Grey, Ice Blue, Blue Jean, Watermelon, and more
• Made on demand for every order
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