Santa Told me you dont Deserve shit This Christmas
Santa said it, not us — the verdict hoodie for everyone who earned coal this year. 🎅
Santa checked the list twice, and your name came back with notes. 🎅 This hoodie delivers his verdict so you don’t have to — just point at your chest and let the big man take the blame.
Perfect for the family member who earned it, the coworker who knows what they did, and anyone whose nice-list application was hell to process. Coal is a gift too, technically. 🖤
The facts:
- Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Unisex Hoodie
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Color: Black
- Made on demand for every order
- Runs small — order one size larger than your usual size for the perfect fit
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