Ride that Pole
Which pole? That's your business. Ride it like you mean it. 😏
North Pole? Stripper pole? Festivus pole? Ride That Pole refuses to clarify, and the mystery is doing all the heavy lifting. 🎄
It’s bedroom vocabulary out for a public ride — grip it, spin it, own it. Whatever pole you had in mind says more about you than the hoodie, and the hoodie knows it. Climb on, hold tight, and act like you’ve done this before. 😏
The facts:
- Cotton Heritage M2580 Premium Unisex Hoodie
- 100% cotton face
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: White, Carbon Grey, Forest Green, Maroon, Black
- Made on demand for every order
- Runs small — order one size larger than your usual size for the perfect fit
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