Men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt - Hold her hand In Public, Choke her in private, But smack her ass everywhere.
Hold her hand in public, choke her in private — heavyweight garment-dyed romance with operating instructions. ❤️
Hold her hand in public. Choke her in private. Smack that ass everywhere. Romance, but with clear operating instructions. ❤️
It is sweet in the first clause, spicy in the second, and completely unbothered by the third — a whole relationship philosophy in one heavyweight tee.
Garment-dyed and relaxed, for couples who are affectionate in daylight and feral by appointment. Everybody else can just enjoy the read. 🔥
The facts:
- Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: White, Butter, Seafoam, Violet, Grey, Ice Blue, Blue Jean, Watermelon, Flo Blue, Crimson, Berry, Brick, True Navy, Red
- Made on demand for every order
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