Men's classic tee - Camel Towing, Professionally Pulling Out Since 1979
Camel Towing, professionally pulling out since 1979 — the fake-business tee with a very real double meaning. 🚗
Camel Towing: professionally pulling out since 1979. A trusted local business, if you read it one way. A very different résumé if you read it the right way. 🚗
This is peak dad-joke-meets-bar-humor — the kind of fake company tee that makes strangers snort in the checkout line and immediately look away.
Established, experienced, and apparently excellent at pulling out on time. References available, discretion assured. 😎
The facts:
- Unisex Classic Tee
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Colors: White, Ash, Light Blue, Natural, Sky, Sand, Sport Grey, Gold, Carolina Blue, Azalea, Irish Green
- Made on demand for every order
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