Condoms Prevent Mini Vans" Unisex T-Shirt
Condoms prevent mini vans (so does oral) — the PSA tee for anyone dodging third-row seating forever. 🚐
Condoms prevent mini vans. So does oral. That is the whole public service announcement, printed where the school-run line can read it. 🚐
It is a loving roast of third-row seating, sliding doors, and life choices made in back seats. Read it one way, then read it the other way — yes, that reading counts too.
Wear it, watch parents nod solemnly, and let the child-free crowd slow-clap you out of the parking lot. 😎
The facts:
- Ring-spun cotton
- Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
- Lightweight fabric for everyday wear
- Ethically sourced blank product
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Colors: Sport Grey, Dark Heather, Navy, Black
- Printed on demand when you order
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