Kinky Comfort - The Ultimate Adult Toy Throw Blanket
A silk-touch throw covered in an adult toy gallery — cozy, naughty, and machine washable for obvious reasons. 😏
It’s a throw blanket covered in a gallery of adult toys — plugs, rabbits, clamps, a gag ball, and a very famous wand. Movie night just got a lot harder to explain to your mother-in-law. 😏
Underneath the filth, it’s genuinely cozy: soft silk-touch fabric you can sink into solo, duo, or however the evening shakes out.
Flip it to the clean white reverse side when company comes over. Coward’s move, but a damn practical one.
The facts:
- 100% polyester with a soft silk touch feel
- Bold DTG print on one side
- White reverse side
- Machine washable
- Flame retardant and hypoallergenic
- Sizes: 50″×60″, 60″×80″
- Made to order; blank product sourced from China
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