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Butthole Whisperer | Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
Gear up with your cheeky side with our โI love suckinโ Dick with my buttholeโ tee. Embrace the playful humor, and be prepared to turn some heads. Made from 100% cotton and DTG printed for lasting quality. Time to wear your statement out loud! 
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Hey, cheeky! ?? Ready for some saucy fun with our โโI love suckinโ Dick with my buttholeโ T-Shirtโ? Get ready to spread giggles (and maybe a few blushing cheeks) with this bold, mischievous statement tee! ??
This isnโt your run-of-the-mill shirt โ no siree! Weโre all about pushing boundaries and embracing our sexuality here. The print stands out with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) white ink printing on a faded t-shirt font, giving this cheeky quote its well-deserved spotlight. Talk about making a naughty statement! ?๏ธ?
Whatโs more? This tee feels just as good as it looks, all thanks to the 100% ring-spun cotton fabric. Itโs soft, comfy, and perfect for causing a little uproar at your next social gathering. ??
?Key Product Features?:
100% ring-spun cotton โ Soft, comfortable, and durable
DTG white ink printed quote โ The cheeky statement that will have heads turning and cheeks (not just the ones on the face) blushing
Double-stitching on neckline and sleeves โ For that extra strength and longevity
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping โ To avoid any unseemly creases down the center
Ethically sourced product โ Making this naughty tee a responsible choice
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