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Sassy Cactus Run Rabbit Run โ Crop Top
โTurn heads with our โSassy Cactus 
Run Rabbit Run 
Crop Topโ! Made from the softest combed cotton, this top mixes comfort with a dose of humor. Itโs pre-shrunk, relaxed, and cropped to keep you cool while youโre looking hot this summer. 
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Description
Description
Get ready to spike up your wardrobe with our โSassy Cactus Run Rabbit Run Crop Topโ! ??โ
Crafted from the softest 100% combed cotton, this shirt is so comfortable youโll forget the thorns of everyday life. The heather hues blend 15% viscose with 85% cotton, creating a fabric as smooth as a cactus can get (which is surprisingly smooth, we promise). Weighing in at a substantial 5.3 oz/ydยฒ, itโs the perfect blend of light and durable.
With a relaxed fit and dropped shoulders, youโll have all the room you need to move freely โ perfect for those days when you feel like bounding through the desert (or just the urban jungle). The cropped length lets you show off just the right amount of skin, while the ribbed crew neck keeps it classy. ?
Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping add to the durability, ensuring that your shirt doesnโt bail on you like a scared rabbit. And with double-needle hems and a preshrunk finish, itโs built to last longer than a desert sunset. ?
Whether youโre lounging around or out for a night on the town, this crop top is sure to cause a dust storm of attention. So why settle for being just another bunny in the pack? Stand tall, wear the cactus, and let โem know youโre not afraid to be the sharpest tool in the shed! ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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