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$46.50 โ $54.50
Innocent Chic Hoodie โ Sassy & Cozy Edition.
Get ready to snuggle up in the ultimate paradox of a hoodie! This โInnocent Chic Hoodieโ might look as sweet as your grandmaโs apple pie 
, but itโs got a punchline sharper than her kitchen knives 
. Perfect for those cooler evenings when you want to be snug as a bug 
but naughty as a devil 
. Don this double-entendre delight and keep โem guessing if youโre walking on the sunny 
or the shady side 
of the street.
Description
Description
Introducing your new favorite partner-in-crime: the โInnocent Chic Hoodieโ โ where snuggly comfort meets sly humor in a match made in wardrobe heaven! ??
Crafted with a blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is the superhero cape for the modern-day mischief-maker. With fabric weight thatโs just right at 8.0 oz/ydยฒ, youโll be armored against chilly whispers of the night ?without feeling like youโre in a portable sauna. ?โ
The air-jet spun yarn is like a soft lullaby for your skin, making pilling a distant nightmare. Pull up the double-lined hood, tighten that matching drawcord, and poof! Youโre the mysterious stranger with a hidden agenda (or just hiding a bad hair day ?โ โ we donโt judge!).
But wait, thereโs more! The quarter-turned body ensures that the only lines youโre rocking are the ones on your well-practiced smirk ?. The 1ร1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex give you that snug fit, so whether youโre stretching for a high-five or reaching for the remote, youโre covered. ?โ
The front pouch pocket is the perfect hideout for your hands or your stash of secret goodies ?. And with double-needle stitching throughout, this hoodieโs durability is like your sense of humor โ it lasts longer than the awkward silence after a dad joke. ?
Whether youโre lounging on the couch or out causing a mild ruckus, this hoodieโs got your back. So go ahead, make a statement without saying a wordโฆ because sometimes, being a little bit naughty is the nicest thing you can do. ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
โ where sass meets class and comfort hugs your skin. This cheeky cotton classic is perfect for those who speak fluent sarcasm and live for a good pun. Itโs not just a top; itโs a statement piece that says, โIโm fabulous, and Iโve got the wit to match.โ
: 100% combed and ringspun cotton
: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
: 4.2 oz/ydยฒ fabric weight
Quench with a Quip: Our โSip Happensโ Stainless Steel Tumbler isnโt just a drink vessel; itโs a conversation starter. With this 20 oz of humor in hand, your hot drinks stay steamy, and your cold beverages keep chill. 
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